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POKEMON!

my favorite pokemon!

in no particular order:

DEOXYS - #386

THE FUCKING THING EVER!!!! literally one of the coolest pokemon of all time. i dont have any super cool backstory withit or anything i just think it KICKS ASS. its theme is so good too! i love its connection to DNA and its arms being double helixes is the fucking coolest thing on the planet.

SPINDA - #327

SPINDA! so cute. so adorable. i fell in love with spinda after i caught one with its spots right on its cheeks so it looks like its blushing. i named it blushy. my most prized posession... i think the idea of its spot patterns being near infinite is super unique and it proves to be incredibly fun to collect ones with unique patterns.

MEOWSCARADA - #908

perfection in pokemon form. so cool. "b-but its furry bait!!" YOURE FURRY BAIT. go fuck yourself if you dont love meowscarada. i love its magician jester looking theme and i love how it kinda resembles will from hgss (who happens to be my favorite pokemon character.) so yes i like it because i am biased but thats okay.

IRON VALIANT - #1006

GARDEVOIR + GALLADE. AMAZING. SUPER COOL. AWESOME. PERFECTION. the fact that it doesnt even have a real name. its just a codename because nobody knows what the fuck this thing is. SO COOL. i love its little pigtails too those are the icing on the cake. the detachable arms blades add to the badassery factor by at least 50%.

SERPERIOR - #497

my very first pokemon. of course i love this thing. i love how regal and majestic it looks. and the kind of assholish aura it gives off. its great. i also love the teeny tiny little arms behind its back. so cute

CERULEDGE - #937

IT HAS SWORDS FOR HANDS. ENOUGH SAID!

i will however say more anyway. i love this thing. armarouge is also cool but it doesnt have BLADES FOR HANDS so it loses the coolness contest. i love the big boots it has too. and how menacingly it walks. this pokemon has issues and that is the best kind of pokemon.

WEAVILE - #461

this thing is the perfect balance of cute and intimidating. i love it so much. i love its fangs and its mischevious grin. it reminds me of cyrus who happens to be one of my favorite characters, too.

LUCARIO - #448

LUCARIO!! so cool and somehow kinda cute at the same time. its aura ability is so cool and i love its design as a whole. the chest spike in particular is really funny to me because of how it cannot hug people because of it. truly a tragic backstory. also lucario and the mystery of mew made me weep.

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