alcatraz island
alcatraz island (formerly known as undertale island) is truly one of the most islands of all time. one of my uncountably many tomodachi life islands, this one was born on april 30, 2023. i got fixated on tomodachi life and have played way too much of it already.
MANY THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.
i didnt really have time to update the log recently but now that i am. lots of things have happened!
lear stole walking wake from paul in a display of selfishness. hun and attila got divorced. love is fake.
c. cyrus. cyrus and wallace got married. they had a baby named Walrus. please fucking kill me
well. many things have happened with the power of time travel. walking wake is all grown up and has fallen in love with FUCKING PAAAUUULLL
red and blue FINALLY got married and had a kid her name is violet. they just had another kid who is named. scarlet. hehe. funny.
morty and zinnia got married and had a kid lovingly named aster 2 electric boogaloo.
paul set up my friend wick and sordward. they were married and divorced within 3 days.
hun and attila got married! i cant wait for them to have the worlds most fucked up child.
so. today was. eventful. i spent most of the day skipping trying to get red and blue married and everything except the reguri marriage happened.
will and eusine got together. they got married after a day. paul attended the wedding. they had a fucked up ugly baby named Walking Wake
cheren and my oc phoenix got together. phoenix is canonically with gladion. send help.
i made hun and attila and their relationship went about as well as expected
many things happened on this day. ageha precure and beni pokemon entered a relationship i deliberately tried to sabotage. i need to break them up.
morty and sordward became the best of friends. mortward real. i hope both of them explode.
paul, as usual, is an omnipotent being who shows up in the weirdest possible situations. he singlehandedly saved my mii and blue's friendship by merely existing and telling us to calm the fuck down. he visited someone on the roof today.
i trapped my good friend rebbie in the mr beast realm. (i am playing modded.)
i gave blue a swimsuit and forgot to take him out of it when he left the beach. he kind of rocks it tbh
after 300 years of resetting and timeskipping, red and blue finally fell in love. red quite literally FELL in love. hes fucking dead.
